Where is the Real Osama Bin Laden?

He is long retired in Sun City, Arizona; where in the evening at 4 P.M., he gets dinner at Denny's off the Senior Citizen menu. After having been clean shaven for sometime, he still enjoys the pastimes of lounging about the pool and getting in a round of golf; while fancying himself as quite a playboy, which he likes easy American girls. He was disowned by his family many years ago, for be a collaborater with the US.



(video posted here by an overwhelming global response.)

While the last several years the US had been financing this lifestyle, as a US military "Great Pretender" was being splashed across the media; but with the US's overwhelming debt challenges ever growing redder; it became time to close-up the fake ben Laden shop.



The US Wielding Power in the World

 

US Military al-Qaeda Patch (meaning): Evil committing genocide towards good to silence them forever. They also have an internal nickname, "The Grim Reapers."

As to that bunch calling themselves al-Qaeda, all they actually are is an elite Pro-terrorist detachment of the US military or the American Nazi SS (Gestapo). The symbol of the US detachment is a skull and cross bones, as shown in the above US military patch.

Terrorism Central

At the Nursing Home

There were these two elderly men sitting in porch rocking chairs at a nursing home.

One man rocking back and forth replied that he got old being in US politics. The other man ask, "how is that?"


"Oh, it was not the politics themselves, it was the backyard barbecue's with all the girls, flowing booze and the loud music."


The other man replied, "How old are you then; you look about eighty."


The US political man said, "I'm only 21 years old." -HRM Deborah

1600 Pennsylvania Avenue

Set for demolition and is to be replaced with a Speedy Mart, surrounded by environmentally friendly trees...is going solar and opening soon?

Go Green!

US Trivia

This particular residence did not have any name until 1902, when former US President Theodore Roosevelt coined the name "White House" as the name of this residence. It is historically known, that this building was usually only painted or white washed; the shade of white.

What Makes a Modern Housewife?

I do not sit in my easy chair sucking on bon bon’s, even though I like them.

My children and husband always comes first.

While my home is not always as clean as I like, at least the dirt is ours.

My husband is a better cook, so I not like to argue nor carry the heavy loads of laundry.

I have been known to share recipe’s, but I would rather look at birds instead.

I like to read, I like to write, so freelance writing is my hobby; which some complain and say a job.

I have been known to sew and share clothing tips, but I rather bargain shop these days.

I love hospitality, rather at my home or there’s, for it always seems the coffee and tea is better at there’s.

I will usually help anyone regardless of who they are, even the stray mouse who patter’s at my door.

So you say what makes being a housewife, enjoying the life you live.

-HRM Deborah

Commentary
This humorous poem came about on 24 June 2007, when I was being attacked by an Islamophobic; saying something about not having any skills as a housewife, if I remember correctly. I guess those people never heard of multitasking?